About AISlopScanner
How it started
With a search results page that had stopped making sense. Product advice that rounded every edge. Blog posts that answered questions nobody asked. Images with six-fingered hands and implausible seafood. At some point the question shifted from "was a machine involved?" to "why does nobody care about this?" — and the second question turned out to be measurable.
What we actually do
We run deterministic heuristics on text: a tiered dictionary of overused words, a cliché-phrase list, structure signals, diversity and substance measures. No AI inference, no API calls, no accounts. The analysis happens in your browser, and your text stays on your device — which is also why the site costs almost nothing to run and can stay free.
Why this matters
AI detectors guess authorship and get it wrong often enough to ruin days. We ask a different question — is this worth reading? — and show our work: every score comes with the factors and matches behind it, so you can disagree with reasons instead of trusting a number.
Our philosophy
- Quality over origin — human slop exists, and edited AI-assisted writing can be fine.
- Transparency over black boxes — every point on the score is explainable.
- Privacy by architecture — local analysis, not local analysis after upload.
- Opinions, held honestly — the site is called an opinionated judgment system because it is one.
Contact
Questions, bug reports, slop sightings: head to the support page.